An Urgent Message from Barb
Before we begin, Office Manager Barb has recorded a personal message for every employee. Please turn your sound on. Please turn your sound up.
Learning Objectves
By the end of this course, you will be able to meet the following 7 core objectives. Review the infographic below carefully. It will not be on the test, but it will be on the wall.
The Fridge Compliance Maturity Pyramid™
7 Core Objectives · 5 Maturity Tiers · 1 Vision(no employee has reached Level 4)
Source: Barb, internal survey (n = Barb). Refridgerability Index™ calculated using proprietary SFA weighting. Percentages may exceed 100% due to synergy.
Reflect on a Time You Were Personally Victimized by a Mystery Tupperware
Everyone has a fridge story. Browse the scenarios below and think about your own. Our photography was sourced to reflect the diverse faces of refrigerator trauma.
Your reflection
Describe the container. What color was it? What color was it supposed to be? Responses are shared with Barb for coaching purposes.
Meet Your Guide: Barb, Microwave Destroyer Edition
To make this content more engaging, Barb has been rendered as a collectible 3D action figure. She will narrate the six Rules of the Fridge in the video series below.
Barb: Microwave Destroyer Edition
★★★★★ (1 review, by Barb)
- Scale
- 1:6 (Barb is taller in person)
- Articulation
- 11 points (12th pending HR approval)
- Material
- Premium PVC, lanyard is real
- Ages
- 18+ (required by HR)
- IncludedLeftovers Defender shield, cast from the lid of a 2011 Tupperware that was never reclaimed.
- IncludedPassive-Aggressive Post-It Launcher. Fires 40 notes per minute. Every note says "Just a friendly reminder."
- IncludedLabel Maker of Judgment. Prints your name and the date you will be held accountable.
- Sold separatelyLarry (Payroll). Does not come with a lunch. Takes yours.
Case Studies: Known Fridge Offenders
Select an offender to open their file. Follow each one through a typical Tuesday. At each decision point, select an option to see Barb's guidance. All three offenders are composites of several employees. Mostly Larry.
Offender files
All files are sealed. Select an offender to open a file.
Slop or Not?
Sort every item into the correct bin. Drag an item onto a bin, or click an item and then click a bin. Combo streaks increase your Synergy Multiplier. The Synergy Multiplier does not affect your grade.
Your Performance Feedback
Every response in Slop or Not? received individualized feedback from an AI version of Barb. Review your results below. You can replay either feedback state at any time.
Knowledge Check
Answer all 5 questions. A score of 80% or higher is required to receive your Certificate of Fridge Compliance. You may retake the assessment. Barb will know.
Certificate of Fridge Compliance
Enter your name as it appears on your lunch. Your certificate will be issued immediately and kept on file permanently.
Pass the Knowledge Check with 80% or higher to unlock your certificate.
Certificate of Fridge Compliance
This certifies thathas completed COMP-FRG-101: Fridge Etiquette, A Shared Responsibility and has agreed to label, date, and emotionally account for every item placed in the shared refrigerator, now and in perpetuity.
Printing has been disabled by Facilities to conserve toner. Please screenshot this certificate for your records.
Hi all,
Just a friendly reminder that the fridge is a shared responsibility. As of this morning, one (1) employee has completed Fridge Etiquette training. I am proud of that employee. I know who you are.
To everyone else: the teal rice is still in there. It has been reported to Facilities. Facilities has asked me to stop reporting things to Facilities.
Thanks!!
Barb